The Hash Song

The Official H4 Down-Down Song

Here's to the virgins they are blue.
They are hashers through and through,
They are pisspots so they say.
And they'll never go to heaven in a long long way.
Drink it down, down, down...

 

Alternative 1

Here's to [ insert name here ], he's a blue.
He's a bastard through and through,
He's a bastard so they say.
And he'll never get to heaven in a long way.
Drink it down, down, down...

Alternative 2

Here's to [ insert name here ], she's true blue,
She's a hasher, through and through,
She's a pisspot, so they say,
Tried to get to heaven but she went the other way.
So drink, drink, drink...

Alternative 3

He's a Hasher, he's true blue
He's a Hasher, through and through
He's a Hasher, so they say
And he'll never go to heaven
Cause he's going the other way
Drink it down-down-down-down....

 

His One Skin

His One Skin Hangs Down to his Two Skin,
His Two Skin Hangs Down to his Three Skin
His Three Skin Hangs Down to his Fore Skin
His Fore Skin Hangs Down to his Knee
Roll Back, Roll Back, Roll Back His Fore Skin For Him, For Him

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