HHHH Trash for Mixed Hash Run 1644 17 Apr 2010
Location Chhampi Hares Slow Drip, Apple and Yogi hare
Hashers Hashit Yogi Hare
Trash HeBitch Trashflash
Remarkables virgins:aa newcomers: aa returnees: aa leavers: aa
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As we Declared Hoi Sin’s and Sion’s vehicle the Hash vehicle of this week, we loaded it with what we assumed would be enough beer to satisfy the hungry few hashers that made it out to Chhampi that week. Arriving at the spot we were shocked to see that at least 50 people had decided their social life was far enough degraded to come out and further degrade ours.

Doggy Style and Billy Whizz had rounded up what looked like the complete grade eight of some school. It made us wonder whether the one laptop per child had also suffered from the economic crisis and turned in to One Lap Per Child. Only the GM’s psychopathic voice would have been loud and scary enough to solely gain control over this extended pack, and thus it took two fake GMs (G & M) to lead the opening circle.

The hares of today were Slow Drip, Apple and Yogi Hare, in other words; trouble, even without Trouble. After we all took our time to say goodbye to the walkers (you don’t see most of them ever again if there guided by Apple). We only ran for a little while, before confronted with our first check. Only a few of the runners had the heart to cross the river this early in the run in order to find paper……only to be faced with the pack taking a right turn and continuing their run without them.

The roles of the running hares where soon cleared up, as Slow Drip kept appearing from his short cuts and Yogi kept running up and down to keep the pack together. After the first holding, Trouble finally found paper, leading us further up the hill. A bypassing lorry provided free spray tan for everybody. Along the way, the pack kept losing numbers, running into some of them, and losing them again. Illustrative for the incapability of bringing all runners home was Billy Whizz at one point appearing in front of us and running towards us, thinking the trail was the other way. Our only relief was waiting to see where Slow Drip would disappear to next and follow him.

The circle was upgraded with Chang from Mrs Slow Drip and after waiting for about an hour most of the walkers returned as well. After trying to feed all virgins soft drinks and deal with the hares properly, various down-downs were awarded, leading up to the hash shit that was provided to Yogi Hare for making an effort. No puppies were taken home from Chhampi this time!

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